I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
