well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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