Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Randomize
