Can Purell be used as lube?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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