Do vagina's smell?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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