Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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