hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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