My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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