is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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