my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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