Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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