Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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