Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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