My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
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