I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
being pregnant is like rehab
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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