Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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