you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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