Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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