He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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