Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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