no. you can't hotbox the world.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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