Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
soo... how was my night?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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