Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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