watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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