we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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