You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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