We're like a lot better than the average bears
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
