someone threw a dead crab at me
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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