just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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