he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Shame is for Republicans.
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