he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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