i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
