She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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