So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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