I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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