yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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