Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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