She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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