he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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