I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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