if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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