Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
