I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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