Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
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what are you doing with your life
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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