I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I'm both gender and math confused
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