He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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