Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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