Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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