i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Girls should come with a carfax report
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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