If that was your dad, he is hot
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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