Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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