so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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