She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Randomize
