I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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