Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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