Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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